Broken Masterpieces

October 21, 2004

John Kerry - Regular Guy (or is that Panderer in Chief)

The biggest laughs of this campaign come when John Kerry tries to be a regular guy. First, 4 Canadien Geese give their lives for the Kerry cause in Ohio as the 2nd Amendment advocate (he believes guns are just for hunting not for self-defense) went on a hunting trip.

I also caught Senator Kerry "watching the game, having a Bud" (I'm sure Kerry is a regular Bud drinker) during the Sox-Yanks 7th game. I wonder if Kerry will be excited watching Manny Ortiz at Lambert Field in the World Series. I hope his will make Kerry's favorite Sox player from the old days, Eddie Yost, extremely happy. It makes me think back to the day when the Dodgers, led by Eddie Gibson, Orel Yost, Fernando Ortiz and Eddie Sax, won a couple of World Series' in the 1980's. Good luck to the Sox when the series opens up in Fender Park this weekend.

UPDATE:

Yep, that's the real deal!

Another UPDATE: Looks like Kerry only bagged 1 Canadian Goose. The news I saw this morning said 4.

Posted by Tim at October 21, 2004 08:21 AM
Comments

Nice Site! Keep up the good work!

Posted by: bambam5 at October 21, 2004 08:31 AM

No real hunter lets some servent carry his kill. What a wuss.

Posted by: trip at October 21, 2004 01:38 PM

I'm gonna vote for Kerry and was totally embarrassed when I heard this news report. This campaign stunt is as stupid as Dukakis in that tank.

Posted by: Tom at October 22, 2004 06:28 AM

It must make liberal hearts everywhere go "pitter-patter" to think that John Kerry will hunt down and kill terrorists THE SAME WAY HE DID THAT GOOSE! HA, HA,HA!!!

Posted by: Old Dad at October 24, 2004 10:32 AM

pointing your gun down isn't exactly safe...

voting for kerry isn't safe either.

Posted by: JonnyU at October 26, 2004 01:51 PM