The end of the world is here. We all knew it was coming, but did you expect it this soon?
I have tainted my iPod with a song called "Screwed" by none other than . . . Paris Hilton.
Click the song title to find out some information on this song, including why it may never legally surface on an album. But here's what I think about it.
Paris Hilton, heiress extraordinairre, has no right to be a singer. This song is emotionless, lifeless, and merely just a play on words in hopes of banking on her ever-so-news worthy home-made videos. A recording studio can work wonders. Technology can create the most accurate of pitches in a persons voice, and can cause your ears to think they have real talent, when in reality, there's very little talent to speak of.
I would do society a favor and not support Paris Hilton's album when it's released next year. I, personally, am very happy letting Paris be famous for...well, nothing.
Paris, if you're reading, keep on rocking. You're a great roll model for those people out there who buy things and attend parties for a living. I'll be looking forward to those great, stylish photos of you in People magazine. And I can't wait for your duet with William Hung. Boy do we have something to look forward to.
For real music, check out Tracy Johnson, I will be spending my Sunday being the attractive bass player in her first music video! Also find her on myspace
Posted by JonnyUps at November 15, 2005 12:59 PM
