Broken Masterpieces

March 30, 2008

Best Manager Speech Ever

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March 27, 2007

He Kicked Him In The What?

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January 21, 2007

"These Go To 11"

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September 08, 2006

Two of the Funniest Commercials

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September 01, 2006

Just Funny

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August 29, 2006

August 10, 2006

Funny Stuff From YouTube

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July 28, 2006

The Cool Tatoo

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January 14, 2006

Robert Tilton Never Sounded Better

I never thought Robert Tilton had much to offer until now. Check it out here.

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October 26, 2005

How Much Is This Blog Worth?

Tip to Agent Tim Online » Blog Archive » College, Here I Come!


My blog is worth $208,879.80.
How much is your blog worth?

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October 13, 2005

Bogus Email Warnings

I received this one this morning:

Subject: I hate it when people forward bogus warnings


I hate it when people forward bogus warnings...but this one is real, and it's important.
So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list:

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.

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March 22, 2005

ICBE

ICBE: International Center for Bathroom Etiquette - If you are easily offended then don't go but for a good laugh at some real truth, go to the ICBE.

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March 10, 2005

Gun Safety

Tip to Wizbang

Stop the Bleating!: YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP

Just check it out. Unbelievable!

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March 05, 2005

Cool Shirt


This is a great answer to all the Hollywood Che fans. It's amazing the heroes of the left; nothing like worshipping the old commies who hate(d) America.

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February 18, 2005

The New Jimmy Carter "Attack" Sub

Right Wing News (Conservative News and Views) - Jimmy Carter Attack Sub Armed With Nerf Missiles By Scott Ott

Check out the above article about the new attack submarine to be named after Jimmy Carter. They really should name other things after Jimmy Carter. Heck, rename HUD or something but not an attack sub.

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January 25, 2005

Broken Masterpieces For Sale

Checking out Instapundit.com, it looks like another journalist is an undisclosed, yet paid, pimp for conservative causes. I am more than willing to push a conservative cause for the right price. Of course I would disclose the payments and would have to truly believe in the cause. Just letting everyone know....

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December 02, 2004

Funniest Blog Entry, Ever!

Wizbang has an extremely funny posting. It's not appropriate for work and it's not for anyone who won't watch a PG-13 movie. Beware, it shows the picture of a young man's patuski.

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November 01, 2004

Watching SNL Pre-Election Stuff

They are showing the 2000 "debates" on the SNL pre-election special. That was the best of the best of SNL especially compared to the guys doing Bush and Kerry. Darrell Hammond and Will Farrell were amazing.

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August 18, 2004

Underage Drinking Problem

CNN.com - Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground - Aug 18, 2004

The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds.

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April 06, 2004

awfulplasticsurgery.com

Awful Plastic Surgery

You'd think celeb doctors would do a better job.

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March 18, 2004

Now That's Passion

New York City: Couple Arrested After 'Passion' Debate

This man said it best:

"Really, it was kind of a pitiful thing, to go to a movie like that and fight about it. I think they missed the point," said Gene McDaniel, chief sheriff's deputy.

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January 06, 2004

Prager - Compassion for Mordor

Hat tip to World Magazine Blog.

Check out Dennis Prager's article on an "interview" with former President Carter.

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December 18, 2003

This Is A Joke, Right?

Michael Jackson becomes a member of Nation of Islam? You cannot be serious! Freak show continues.

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December 04, 2003

Life Is Crazy

I just witnessed the craziest thing right now. I went into the bathroom and heard talking. Turns out a guy was in a stall talking on his cell while doing "business". Beam me up!

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December 02, 2003

Live Journal of Kim Jong Il

Look into the mind of the "deer leader". Hat tip to a friend at work.

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October 29, 2003

Important News About Broken Masterpieces

Important Link!

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April 11, 2003

Who's Smarter?

For the last few months we've been hearing from the Hollywood lefties. The act as if they really know what they are talking about. Heck, I think one of them really thinks he's president. Well, here's a piece about the education of these lefties and compares it to the people in the Bush administration. Of course education isn't everything but this will at least let us know that these folks do not know what they are talking about.

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Letterman and Baghdad Bob

About the information guy in Iraq (where is he?)...here's Letterman's Top 10 about the guy:

Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War

10. "We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned"
9. "Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC"
8. "If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is"
7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'"
6. "Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?"
5. "Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged"
4. "Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous years in show business"
3. "Incoming!"
2. "Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the shingles"
1. "War? What war?"

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April 10, 2003

Found Him

Where is Baghdad Bob/Bill? Here could be here pimping for the evil IRL (for you non-racing fans, never mind).

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Hello, World!

Hey, is this thing on?

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